英語常用幽默諺語
1、灰裏芝麻泥裏豆，菜籽田裏摸泥鰍。
Sesame mud in ash, beans in rapeseed field, loach.
2、姑舅親，輩輩親，打斷骨頭連着筋。
Uncles and relatives, from generation to generation, broke the bones and tendons.
3、一根筷子容易折，十根筷子硬如鐵。
One chopstick folds easily, ten chopsticks are as hard as iron.
4、家人說話耳旁風，外人說話金字經。
Family members speak indifferently, while outsiders speak in the golden scripture.
5、有愛情的生活是幸福的，爲愛情而生活是愚蠢的。
Life with love is happy, life for love is foolish.
6、狐狸總要露尾巴，毒蛇總要吐舌頭。
The fox always shows its tail and the snake always spits its tongue.
7、爲人不做虧心事，半夜敲門心不驚。
Don't be afraid to knock at the door in the middle of the night.
8、留得五湖明月在，不怕沒處下金鉤。
Leave five lakes bright moon in, not afraid of no place to lay golden hook.
9、娘想兒，長江水，兒想娘，哭一場。
Niang wants to cry, Yangtze River, Niang wants to cry.
10、小時不教成渾蟲，長大不學成懶龍。
If you don't teach a worm in an hour, if you grow up, you don't learn to be a lazy dragon.
11、人怕信心齊，虎怕成羣。
People fear confidence, tigers fear crowds.
12、門前有馬非爲富，家中有人不算窮。
There are horses in front of the door who are not rich, and some in the family who are not poor.
13、人家誇，一朵花；自己誇，人笑話。
People praise, a flower; they praise, people laugh.
14、不怕虎狼當面坐，只怕人前兩面刀。
They are not afraid of sitting face to face with tigers and wolves, but of knives on both sides.
15、擒龍要下海，打虎要上山。
Catching dragons is to go to sea and fighting tigers is to go up the hill.
16、長木匠，短鐵匠，不長不短是裁縫。
Long carpenters, short blacksmiths, tailors.
17、人合心，馬合套。
People fit in, horses fit in.
18、公雞打架頭對頭，夫妻吵嘴不記仇。
Cocks fight head-to-head, husbands and wives quarrel without revenge.
19、人不在大小，馬不在高低。
People are not big, horses are not high or low.
20、人不可貌相，海水不可斗量。
Man can't look, sea water can't be measured.
21、桃三杏四梨五年，葡萄兩年就換錢。
Peaches, apricots and pears are five years old, and grapes change money in two years.
Money kills people for life, and money mischief goes to prison.
23、勤是搖錢樹，儉是聚寶盆。
Diligence is a cash cow, and thrift is a treasure trough.
24、人不虧地皮，地不虧肚皮。
No man loses his skin, no man loses his belly.
25、人愛富的，狗咬窮的。
People love the rich, but dogs bite the poor.
26、人怕餓，地怕荒。
People are afraid of hunger, but people are afraid of famine.
27、百世修來同船渡，千世修來共枕眠。
Bai Shixiu came to the same boat and Qian Shixiu came to sleep together.
28、窮家難捨，熟地難離。
Poor families are inseparable from familiarity.
29、一舉首登龍虎榜，十年身到風凰池。
First place on the list of dragons and tigers, ten years to Fenghuangchi.
30、親不過父母，近不過夫妻。
Parents are not close to parents, but couples.
31、好鐵要經三回爐，好書要經百回讀。
Good iron goes through three hearths and good books go through a hundred.
32、人生只有兩種事，就是幸福和愁苦；一種口頭說出來，一種心裏暗想着。
There are only two things in life, happiness and sorrow; one is spoken, the other is thought.
33、人哄地皮，地哄肚皮。
People coax the ground, the ground coax the belly.
34、愛吹牛的人，嘴邊冒着青煙。
A boaster has smoke on his lips.
35、內行看門道，外行看人行道。
The expert watches the doorway, the layman watches the sidewalk.
36、一時強弱在於力，萬古勝負在於理。
For a moment strength lies in strength, and for all time success lies in reason.
37、人多出韓信，智多出孔明。
More people than Han Xin, more wisdom than Kong Ming.
38、好漢做事幹到底，好馬登程跑到頭。
A good man does everything to the end, and a good horse runs to the end.
39、一千個嘴把式，頂不上一個手把式。
A thousand mouthholds, not one handleholds.
40、撒網要撒迎風網，開船要開頂風船。
To cast a net against the wind, to sail a ship against the wind.
41、忠實的人，對人處處關心；虛僞的人，對人當面奉承。
Faithful people care about people everywhere; hypocritical people flatter people face to face.
42、全是生薑不辣，全是花椒不麻。
All raw ginger is not spicy, all pepper is not numb.
43、種菜老婆吃菜腳，做鞋老婆打赤腳。
The vegetable-growing wife eats food feet and the shoe-making wife barefoot.
44、一年盼望一年好，汗衫補得象夾襖。
Looking forward to a good year, sweaters are like jackets.
45、秦嶺山脈一條線，南吃大米北吃麪。
There is a line in the Qinling Mountains, where rice is eaten in the South and noodles in the north.
46、龍游淺水遭蝦戲，虎落平陽被犬欺。
Dragon swimming in shallow water was shrimp play, tiger falling in Pingyang was bullied by dog.
47、阿大穿新，阿二穿舊，阿三穿補，要四穿破。
A Da wears new clothes, A Er wears old clothes, A San wears mending clothes, four wears through.
48、一人說話全有理，兩人說話見高低。
One person speaks with all reason, two people speak with high or low.
49、人敬有的，狗咬醜的。
People respect, dogs bite ugly.
50、枯木逢春猶再發，人無兩度再少年。
The dead wood will return in spring, and no one will ever be a teenager again.
51、人急投親，鳥急投林。
People rush to relatives, birds rush to forests.
52、根深不怕風搖動，樹正何愁影子斜。
Deep roots do not fear the wind to shake, the tree is why sad shadow oblique.
53、人強人欺病，人弱病欺人。
A strong man deceives a sick man, a weak man deceives a sick man.
54、秀才餓死不賣書，壯士窮途不賣劍。
Scholars die of hunger and do not sell books, but warriors do not sell swords.
55、禾苗不認爹和娘，耕作到家多打糧。
He seedlings do not recognize his father and his mother, so they farm at home and get more grain.
56、人在福中不知福，船在水中不知流。
A man knows no happiness in happiness, but a ship knows no flow in water.
57、先釘樁子後系驢，先撒窩子後釣魚。
First nail the stake, then tie the donkey, first scatter the nest and then fish.
58、爸爸雖然是禿子，兒子仍然喊爸爸。
Although his father is bald, his son still calls for his father.
59、人活七十稀，請教不爲低。
Seventy people live a sparse life.
